“So yeah—I totally bought in. Quarter share at the Sunrise Pavilion, third-floor unit. It’s got heated floors and a view of the eucalyptus grove—or what’s going to be the grove. And I know what you’re thinking: timeshares are scams. But this one felt different. It’s not corporate and sterile. It’s boutique. Healing.

I’ve been following the Springs development since last year on social. Their promo video had this ambient cello music and a slow pan across this woman meditating in a salt bath. I booked a discovery tour the next day.

Some guy at the welcome breakfast brought up toxins or whatever, but the staff told us that was all being handled and honestly? I don’t care. I drink out of BPA-free bottles. I’m not living in the water. I’m soaking. It’s about energy.

And look, I already posted my investment announcement on TikTok. My followers are expecting a full content arc. If this thing tanks, I’ll lose sponsors. My advice? Don’t manifest drama. Manifest profit. The Springs are happening, and I’m not missing out.”