“I went in for a cough. Just a cough. Figured it was the usual. Doc ran a few extra tests, didn’t charge me for ‘em, just said something felt off. Turns out, it was early-stage thyroid cancer. If he hadn’t caught it when he did… I don’t know if I’d be here to tell you this.

He saved my life.

So, if he says something in that water’s dangerous, maybe folks ought to stop yelling and start listening. Certainly, wouldn’t hurt them.”